Decadron: a thoroughly bad-ass steroid that accompanies all of my AC treatments and makes my heart race, makes me jittery, makes me feel wired and nuts, and prevents me from sleeping. Sucks! But what if the drug were a Transformer? Hmm...
DECADRON
-Looks intimidating
-Voice like Soundwave, but deeper and more menacing–however
-Is a jittery, shivering wreck who can't hold his hands steady and drops weapons as a result
-Can't transform properly because he's a twitchy, spastic mess
-Finally has to resort to popping Benadryl in order to calm down enough to transform/be able to fight
HA!
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